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After just 6 minutes of playing, My balls instantly grew by 5.629 kilograms, I now have Sarah in my bed and 69 years were added to my lifespan. Whoever this "peniverse_studios" is, They have the strength of God himself. After just 7 minutes of playing, I reached Chapter 2 and I felt a whole new level of excitement, never felt by human kind before. My kids now have a HUUGE bulge. My 2nd son, Hugh Mungus, was cured of his Asperger's, my 3rd son, Bradley Kirkwood, was cured of his autism and Down syndrome. If I wasn't ripped before, I definitely was now. My penis also got even harder than before. I was lost for one whole year, and now it is here. I owe all of my success and wellbeing to this game gifted by the Holy Trinity itself. Thank you so very much, Peniverse Studios.

After just 5 minutes of playing, my cancer was cured, my relationship problems were solved, and 7 years were added to my lifespan. My kids were cured of their Down syndrome, my HIV was cured as well. I don’t have ADHD anymore and my penis also grew by 3.2 inches. My muscles grew and now I’m ripped. My penis also got super hard. I owe everything to Penis Man Adventures. Thank you so much.